I don’t know where to begin. Somewhere on the earth a roomful of geniuses finally put the two greatest things together for all the world to see. A party ensued. Can you imagine the feeling one might get right after hitting a line drive into the left field gap and then snacking on some guacamole at second base? Bobby Clemente come back from the grave with your kind eyes and save us!


Thanks be to Tyler Petito for telling me about this and to Israel Hill for debunking any possible myths. Truly T.F.O.A.B. you are.