I don’t know where to begin. Somewhere on the earth a roomful of geniuses finally put the two greatest things together for all the world to see. A party ensued. Can you imagine the feeling one might get right after hitting a line drive into the left field gap and then snacking on some guacamole at second base? Bobby Clemente come back from the grave with your kind eyes and save us!


Thanks be to Tyler Petito for telling me about this and to Israel Hill for debunking any possible myths. Truly T.F.O.A.B. you are.

In honor of my one true favorite, Jessica K. Jancek, and our fulfilling first year together.

It should come as no surprise that I’m a huge House Industries fan. But even I was shocked to see David Dodde’s screen print of this House pattern on an Apple iMac. Dang Dave! It’s obvious how super pro you are…but inquiring minds gotta know: Can you print on a pickle?!

Oh What Trappings From The Rich Tannins In Our Blood!

A bed made of old pickle barrels by Sundance (Robert Redford).

A coffee table made from the hood of a 1985 Ford Bronco by
The Weld House (Joel Hester).

PTS is pleased, honored and privileged to be a part of the Latest Rosa Loves Fall Line. Not only is Rosa Loves run by some of the greatest people living on the earth (to which they would steadfastly disagree which is partly why they’re so wonderful…they also live in St. Augustine, FL which is a town known for hosting a ton of total rippers) but what really makes them so incredible are the stories and people they connect with. Their friend Glenda is walking a little better these days. Made is probably bringing in a serious catch! Members of The Sharkar Family are bustling through a Bangladesh market in their new rickshaw.

So when Mr. Fretto (Pro Designer & Major Dude of Rosa Loves) asked Mr. Petito to whip up a tee design to help raise money for a Magical Indonesian Garden of Sweet & Nutritious Treats, it was impossible to pass on! Illustrating (and eating) delicious fruit is a no-brainer (I highly recommend getting your chompers on some longans and lychees when you can, they’re jammy good!) Definitely check out Rosa & Her Loving Ways and I won’t be offended if you don’t purchase a shirt…totally understand if you’d rather save up your money to buy me THIS instead.

Thanks be to Anna Swafford for making this face, to Jared Swafford for capturing it and to Mike Fretto & Co. for all their hard work. Blessings!

I probably watched this video 10 times in a row which means I just spent nearly 45 minutes of my life in a state of sheer bliss.

Just a little taste of the Yank Tank…


In Cuba today, one in eight cars is a pre-1960s American brand ­ Ford, Chevrolet, Cadillac, Chrysler, Packard and other classic models… The classic American cars in use on the streets of Cuba have exceeded their Detroit manufacturers’ intended design life by four, five, six, even seven times. In a country where the embargo makes U.S.-made parts nearly impossible to obtain, Cuban mechanics must improvise every tool and hand-make every part, and sheer skill and ingenuity keep the fleet running. The cars are cherished and cared for like an old friend as they pass from generation to generation.


To learn more, check out the 45 minute PBS documentary Classic American Cars Of Cuba.

The older I get, the harder I laugh at these comic masterpieces. Basically I’m turning into my granddad!

Having a mild obsession with a good writing utensil can be frustrating (I dropped out of college because of a Bic Ballpoint). Most recently I discovered the Pilot Varsity, a disposable fountain pen for around $2. Oh what beautiful fluids!







Naturally this is one of my all-time favorite Kids In The Hall sketches.

One major dude named Mike Fretto just sent me a link to Tugboat Print Shop based out of Pittsburgh, PA. This husband/wife duo are slicing up wood with some serious cutlery and craft. It just so happens to be my birthday so please order this Picnic Party print for me immediately! Thank you kindly.