Nick just gave me 10 – 15 bottles of skunky red wine. Naturally the only proper thing to do was make some paper and infuse the pulp with ancient fruits.

If feature-length films were crafted with this much care, I’d be a bigger fan of movies.

I don’t know where to begin. Somewhere on the earth a roomful of geniuses finally put the two greatest things together for all the world to see. A party ensued. Can you imagine the feeling one might get right after hitting a line drive into the left field gap and then snacking on some guacamole at second base? Bobby Clemente come back from the grave with your kind eyes and save us!


Thanks be to Tyler Petito for telling me about this and to Israel Hill for debunking any possible myths. Truly T.F.O.A.B. you are.

The older I get, the harder I laugh at these comic masterpieces. Basically I’m turning into my granddad!

Having a mild obsession with a good writing utensil can be frustrating (I dropped out of college because of a Bic Ballpoint). Most recently I discovered the Pilot Varsity, a disposable fountain pen for around $2. Oh what beautiful fluids!







Naturally this is one of my all-time favorite Kids In The Hall sketches.